Accidental trolling at the Art of the Brick Exhbition

(Side note – it wasn’t accidental at all, see below.) Art of the Brick is a travelling exhibition from Nathan Sawaya, an ex lawyer turned art extraordinaire. He has created a unique collection using only Lego bricks, over a million of them at that, and you thought your childhood collection was pretty untouchable, well it wasn’t it was pathetic. (Sorry for some harsh home truths) The exhibition show cases original creations as well as Lego copies of famous art works. The detail and scope of the work is mesmerising, totally utterly memorising. Here’s a couple of pictures, not too many though you’ll have to go for yourself. Fricking Free loaders.

I thinker this one if really good

I thinker this one is really good

Not made of Lego, jk it is

Not made of Lego, jk it is

OH LOOK HARRY, LOUIS, LIAM AND NIALL, BUT WHO'S THAT NORMAL PERSON WITH THEM??

OH LOOK HARRY, LOUIS, LIAM AND NIALL, BUT WHO’S THAT NORMAL PERSON WITH THEM????!!!!

Nathan has also become quite the philosopher, inspiring people to feed their inner creative and just create. This is one of his below:

“Create what you see, create what you feel, create what you have never seen, just create.”  

Wow, inspiring stuff, it almost makes me want to create my own exhibition using only plastic spoons and batteries; I’ll just wait for a rainy day. Not today though, busy.

There’s a certain persona you take on when you’re visiting an exhibition, I don’t think anybody means to it just happens. You’re in awe, you’re in the moment it’s cool, we get it, you believe what’s in front of you because you want to believe. My point is you could be looking at absolutely anything and be completely oblivious and that’s where some questionable behaviour comes into play…

The last room is a collection of photographs with select inanimate objects replaced by… you guessed it… sugar cubes. Just kidding it’s with Lego; obviously, it’s a Lego exhibition, everything’s made of Lego, keep up. Time for ye olde classic of ‘Exit through the gift shop’ but it’s a fun gift shop with Lego stations so you can get to work on creating your own art. This is when I got to thinking WWND – What would Nathan Do? Inspired by the earlier quote I decided to mimic a smaller scale tree from the photograph. My final product could have been made by a blind drunk man with no thumbs. It was by no means my best work, but with the time I had it was probably passable. I wanted to compare it to the original so I took back into the exhibition and placed it next to it. I placed it next to it and then I walked away. I walked away and left it there. Without any shame, I had just become part of the exhibition, borderline criminal behaviour. I feel it’s what Nathan would have wanted after all he did say “create what you feel” and in my defence I feel he was egging me on the whole way round.

Trolling everyone. Soz.

Trolling everyone. Soz.

Guys, GUYS...

Guys, GUYS…

After I walked away there was a new wave of people arriving, a couple of children too, the perfect audience for my addition to the collection. What would people think? Would they be honest and say “That is rubbish, I could literally do that” or would they go along with it, I mean why wouldn’t they.  I overheard one man say “He created it in small scaled too” Can you imagine? I could not handle my life in that moment. I mean look it at – really look at it, it’s a joke. His poor son was having the most trouble trying to locate the “smaller scale” tree in the picture, he couldn’t handle his life either, he wanted to find it so bad. Poor thing.

A few more people were taking pictures none the wiser that I had just made it next door in five minutes. I couldn’t take any more so I had to leave. Where is my tree now? I think it’s still standing tall, inspiring people from all over the world. It’ll probably join the tour; end up in Paris, Tokyo and Milan. I would hope the employees are weary of its legitimacy, but if they touch it, it will almost certainly fall apart and probably make them feel like a terrible person. Sorry about that.

One more time, I mean look at it.. Really look at it, it's a mess

One more time, I mean look at it.. Really look at it, it’s a mess.

How to live a normal life 101

When the news broke last week that Zayn Malik and his piece of hair (see below) were leaving One Direction it was chaos. Young girls literally couldn’t even. The tears cried on that day alone would have been enough to revitalise the Colorado River. But now that a week has passed and we have had the time to get our emotions in order (If you haven’t managed that yet then you need to take a long hard look in the mirror) we can now respect Zayns decision to live a normal life.

Blue Steel

So how does 1/5 of the biggest boy band in the history of the universe transition into a normal life? SO easy.

1. Going to the shop to pick up some milk, as a normal person:

No dramz, Co-op's got you

No dramz, Co-op’s got you

2. Meeting with your bank manager, down the high street, as a normal person:

It's cool, HSBC prepared

It’s cool, HSBC prepared

3: Stroll in the park, as a normal person:

Maybe not today, it's not even that nice out anyway...

Maybe not today, it’s not even that nice out anyway…

4. Going to work, as a normal person:

Amateur runners can surprisingly run turn pro.

Amateur runners can surprisingly turn pro.

5.Getting home after a long day, as a normal person:

Perhaps a gated community?

Perhaps a gated community?

6. Going anywhere, any time, any day, as a normal person:

Smile, us normal folk deal with this everyday.

Us normal folk deal with this erryday.

It’s totally going to be the easiest transition. I mean Brian Mcfadden (Westlife fame) managed to do it, but then again Brian Mcfadden publicly left his kids with Kerry Katona, so maybe he’s not the best role model.

Anyway, Good luck Zayn, all the best in your normal life. Probs see you down the pub soon.

Lulz , who's Zayn?

Normal life? HUN U OK?

Cats in Clubs

cats

You know when you go out with all your mates, it’s Friday night, you’ve been waiting all week for this. Everyone’s out, even those friends who rarely come out have made the effort. You’re all having a great time, laughing, dancing throwing some tequila’s into the mixer and you know, its good, you’re enjoying yourself, but you just can’t help but feel something is missing. You can’t help but feel this night, this boozy night that could end up absolutely anywhere would be 100x better if your cat was with you.

That’s right your cat, or anyone’s cat. With the rise of Cat Café’s all over the world someone has taken it one step further and introduced the first Cat Nightclub. Cat Nightclub, let that sink in. I mean it’s one thing having a flat white with a feline friend nestling into your lap but trying to drink a pint, I fear would be a lot more challenging.

Where in the world would create such a juxtaposition of a place? Where would be the perfect location for worlds’ first Cat Nightclub? Where else but Tokyo. The Japanese, I believe do not know how to say no.  The cat club aptly named ‘Neko’ (Cat in Japanese) is located in a warehouse in down town Tokyo. I know what you’re thinking –  What if Ginger doesn’t like listening to Skrillex or David Guetta? Well don’t panic, the club has catered for the cats in the form of ‘pet’n’play areas. The rooms are separate to the main floor. They entail basically a cat’s wet dream, scratch posts, catnip dispensers, nuzzle stations, soft seating, the only thing they won’t enjoy is their human arch enemies being there.

Managing Director Tuki Yabe told the Tokyo Baka. “As a lifelong electronic music fan and dedicated animal lover, I thought this would be the perfect mix for the perfect club in Tokyo.” He expresses that clubbers can enjoy world class DJs whilst hanging with cats. He states “We’ll also be matching cats to music. The sleek, detailed Siamese goes perfectly with techno, though wouldn’t necessarily work with vocal house.” I think this is great, I’ve always said a ginger tabby just don’t scream progressive house, it’s so nice somebody is finally recognising, different cats for different sounds.

A night out where you can party hard and then pet even harder. Purrfect (sorry not sorry)

What ever is going to be next? Paint-balling with pigs? Karaoke with parrots?

Unfortunately this was just an April fools joke – one of the best ones of yesterday. But who knows, if there is enough demand maybe it will happen. One thing is for sure people love their cats so much they probably would take them out, not just out, out out.

Side note – if anybody does knows of any Karaoke with parrots events please, please let me know. WTR (willing to relocate)